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5 THINGS YOU NEED TO DO THIS ANTI VALENTINES

Posted on February 12 2017

STRETCHING

Everyone needs a stretching partner, my partners name is Merlot. Stretch your middle split, it’s not just those celebrating Valentines Day that should lie on their back with their legs in a straddle.

Your legs will make a big shape of V, a little nod to those celebrating the less well known Valentines Day. Other ‘V’ inspired shapes are encourage, bonus points for chasing your 7 cats around your living room doing a Vagina Monster.

Tag your V inspired shapes with #XIXANTIVALENTINES


red rhi

heels

It is customary on important days of the year, to wear something traditional - your wedding day a white dress, your birthday your birthday suit etc.

Anti-Valentines Day should be celebrated everywhere by women wearing heels throughout their day to day activities. Whether you are watching a film, cooking some food or washing the dishes, wear your highest heels! Again, we want to see pics of you doing mundane things in your highest of heels. Tag #XIXANTIVALENTINES.

high heels

playtime

Its playtime, so we asked goddess Red Rhi to write us a review of her favourite toys...

So as pole dancers we promote self-love a lot, and rightly so! So I'm taking that literally this Valentine's day (and several other occasions throughout the year!) and I want to introduce you to a few friends of mine...

If you're on the go...
Bullets are perfect for us polers being so busy and having so much in our bags! Whether it's compact size or powerful vibrations you're after, this ticks both boxes and exceeded my expectations! OK so it looks like the devil's finger, but it'll do some wicked things to you! 

The bullet.


Our go-to guy...
Treat yourself this V-Day to the one that gives you everything you could ask for, you're totally worth it right? Opt for clitoral and g-spot stimulation and celebrate with some 'Whore Mones'.

The go-to guy.

 



The All Out, Phone on Flight Mode, Multipurpose Magic Wand...
Talk about 'Pussy Power'! This mains powered massager has variable intensity and is even strong enough to put on those sore pole dancer shoulders to ease the pain! Perfect for all of our aches and pains, and no flat batteries - I couldn't be happier! Be warned, it's not for the faint hearted!

The all out.

Gift yourself! We have plenty of Anti-Valentines tees, our favourite is our new ‘Whore Mones’ tee, plus old favourite ‘PU$$Y POWER’.

pussy power teevocative tee

Me time is important, so take some time out for yourself. Pamper, take a long bath and listen to Motley Crue or Enya, whatever takes your fancy… because there is no better company than yourself.


Hashtag #CREATURESOFXIX & #XIXANTIVALENTINES to show us how you are spending your anti-valentines, the top 3 posts will win a prize! Competition running on Facebook & Instagram to enter.

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