Pole Dancing included in PARLIAMENT FITNESS PROGRAMME
NEWSFLASH! POLE DANCING TO BE INCLUDED IN LUNCH HOUR FITNESS PROGRAMME FOR MEMBERS OF UK PARLIAMENT - AND THERE'S TALK OF IT IN THE WHITE HOUSE TOO.
Pole Dancing is a great way to keep fit. Requiring a lot of core strength and flexibility, it isn't easy. It is also a way to unleash a more sensual side, something that Zumba doesn't quite fulfil.
Along with more mainstream fitness including pilates and swimming, trampolining, breakdancing and even Pole Dancing have made the list. All Members of Parliament must partake at least one activity, and attend on a weekly basis in their lunch hour. In light of the new 'Make Britain Fit Again', a fitter England is thought to help us Battle the Brexit Blues, and prepare us for the hard work ahead.
The American President is also considering a Lunch Hour Fitness Programme for The White House. Whether Pole Dancing will be included as an activity option is debatable. A trusted source stated there is concern that a boom in popularity to Pole Fitness will result in a generation of nimble wall climbers.
One Member of Parliament spoke to us, excited to begin the programme after getting kitted out in the hottest pole dance attire. They have invested in a Creatures of XIX 'PU$$Y POWER' top, Cleo Hurricane Skanky Pants, and some Pole Dancing Gecko Grip XIX leggings for when it's a little on the chilly side.
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Happy April 1st.