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Pussy Power Hour - An interview with Daniel Rosen's fictional character SUSAN

Posted on May 25 2018

The latest instalment of Pussy Power Hour see's us interview Dan Rosens' fictional character 'Susan'! 

If you haven't seen Susan yet, here's a few of her finest moments in our 13 Top Susan Memes blog!

We ask Susan how she began pole dancing, what she does for work and if the rumours were true about her putting oil in another students dry hands. We can honestly say we feel we know Susan so much more now, and after this interview so will you! 

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Q: Firstly, Susan, we’d like to thank you for your time in having the interview with us. How did you get started Pole Dancing?

Well I lived in Australia until I was 20 and then decided to move to the UK for the lovely weather and the super friendly people. I started pole dancing while in Australia as a friend recommended it to me. Because I am just so irresistible to men I felt pole would really go along with that image.

I started at a pole school called Pole Academy. A couple of girls called Michelle Shimmy and Maddie Sparkle work there. I know their names are ridiculous but they are lovely girls. They are super good at pole as well and its so sad no one has ever heard of them.

Q) What did your co-workers think of you having such a risqué hobby?

Yeah my work colleagues love it. I get unsolicited dick pics from at least 50% of the staff and I'm only sleeping with half of them.

Q) What does your husband think of what you do?

I don't have a husband. Im a single, feminist, vegan who is gluten free and also a freedom of speech activist so I don't have the time for no man. Im a free bitch.

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Q) Is there anyone in your life who doesn’t know that you pole dance?

Everyone knows. Because everyone follows me on instagram.
Im like the new Marlo.
Every bitch watch a piece of Susans ass.

Q) What is your job?

I am a customer liaison manager for a massive company where I live. I say manager, Im a receptionist but I feel like my title is a little dull so I like to use the term Customer Liaison manager as I think it sounds better.

Q) Do you have any other hobbies?

I enjoy pole dancing, being a nightmare to teach, answering back my teacher at any given moment, I like moaning a lot and long walks on the beach.

Image featuring Susan's teacher Danielle:
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Q) What women inspire you?

Susan inspires me. Im an inspiration.... to many. It just comes naturally to me. I am so blessed.

Q) Would you say you like the attention you get from pole dancing?

Yeah I mean its super hard obviously because people are just always wanting to know what Susan is up to.
Who is Susan wearing, what pole grips is she using, who is she sleeping with etc.
But i'm just me. Theres only one Susan.

Q) What are your bad pole habits?

I don't really have any. I like to think i'm pretty perfect when it comes to my pole abilities. Look out for my upcoming workshop menu and anyone wanting to host please get in contact.

 

Q) What do you think of your teacher, Daniel Rosen?

My teacher is actually Danielle. Sadly Dan Rosen refuses to teach me because he thinks I am too much of a handful. But ive been to one of his workshops before and its definitely one of the best workshops I have ever been to. I also love how gorgeous he is. Like wow. What a fucking god.

Q) We heard you put baby oil in another students dry hands bottle as an April Fools, are the rumours true!?

They are true. And trust me I will cut a bitch who thinks they can try and take a splash of my dry hands like that again.

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Q) Whats your favourite style of pole and will we ever be seeing Susan in heels?

I am so lucky really because I just don't have a style. I like to think of myself as very open to all styles. I can work the heels, I can do contemporary, ballet etc. I think sometimes people are just born to dance and others aren't. And thats ok. I mean I feel so sorry for people like that but I am truly blessed to be gifted with so many talents. 

Final Words from Dan Rosen himself - 

Hey guys its Dan Rosen here. Thanks for interviewing me and my fictional character Susan. The blend of everything bad inside of every pole dancer out there. Defo check out my memes which are all on my instagram @danrosenpole or search the #pdsusan for more. I also upload all of my pole combos and tricks on there for you all to have a try at. Thanks for your support everyone. Pole Love xx 


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